2003-01-07 - 2:50 p.m.
UPDATE: sheesh, have I never spun some fiction before? To my friends and family: the following did not actually happen.
the consequences of an irresponsible landlord
The heat is off, so she oversleeps, so she rushes to get to work, so she forgets her lunch.
She spies her carrots in the office fridge, but by lunch time, they are missing, so she goes across the street to get pretzels for her lonely tub of baba ganoush, but, crossing the street, she gets hit by a bus.
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